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OBJECTIVE
People of the Earth must bow down before me
TERMS

If we reach exactly 6,420,000,000 people, then we will remove the atmosphere one atom at a time

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THE PITCH

You will form an orderly queue, no cutting and no pushing, when it is your turn you will have 30 seconds to bow down before me.

You will be able to collect a souvenier photograph from the kiosk on the way out.

You are welcome to bring your own food, but please dispose of your trash in an environmentally sensible manner.

Don’t make my job any harder than it already is, catch a bus or train your nearest supplication centre and cut the CO2 from your journey, there will be limited disabled parking and a valet service for VIPs.

In the event of a gradual loss of air pressure patrons are encouraged to move down the line more quickly.

Exitinction is forever, once those atoms are gone, they’re gone – this isn’t eBay, there won’t be any second chances.

Remember Bow early, Bow often.

ORGANIZER
Graeme Mulvaney
message Launched over 4 years ago
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