Help Pay Gary Coleman to Make a Noise Record

Gary Coleman is the person least likely to make a noise album. In addition to his money woes, he recently starred in a film that he absolutely hates. I want to be able to pay Gary a modest fee, in addition to a generous share of the profits, to use his voice and likeness in an abstract music project. I have two labels interested in releasing this record, and have spoken to someone who knows Gary about his rates. He will want at least $5K, but the total desired amount and terms are unspecified at this time, so I may still end up spending a few thousand dollars out of pocket to record and produce this album, which ideally would be released as a vinyl pressing. Any help is appreciated.